I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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