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He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
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Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
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