Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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