3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
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Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
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My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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