My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
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this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
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i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I just gargled with NyQuil
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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