ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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