marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
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