i would punch a child for taco bell
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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