I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Randomize