we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
there is glitter all over my balls
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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