porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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