You work out of a Hotel?
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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