she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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