And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
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Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
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You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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