Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
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Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
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Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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