if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
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Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
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I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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