ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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