I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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