: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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