Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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