Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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