Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
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I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
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I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
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