too bad you live with your parents still
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
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there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
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dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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