apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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