wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
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Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
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We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
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