Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
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God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
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That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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