3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Do you still have your period?
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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