remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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