I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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