is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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