You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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