i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I'm at about main and main street
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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