forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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