Do you still have your period?
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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