We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Randomize
