We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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