I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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