Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
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