you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
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what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
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If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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