Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
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I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
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Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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