hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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