this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
Randomize
