I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
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My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
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I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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