I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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