Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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