Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
we made out on top of his cat.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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