I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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