quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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