wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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