I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
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I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
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I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
He has the fingertips of a God
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