That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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